AGI got me to even after 9 years
I finally did it! The light at the end of the tunnel wasn’t a train… it was the sun 😭 Edit: lost all my money with options and recovered using stocks. submitted by /u/ColtAltDelete [lin…
Read more...CVNA Downgrade
TLDR BofA Michael McGovern downgrades from buy to neutral, target to 360 from 400. Call based on stretched lower and middle income consumers. 2 year yield heading in unfavorable direction for financi…
Read more...How to guarantee world peace - buy Puts on the S&P 500. It's foolproof.
I expect they'll reach a deal this week which will destroy all my positions. submitted by /u/fenton7 [link] [comments]
Read more...WHICH SECTORS ARE CRUSHING AN WHICH ARE CRYING OVER THIER RETURNS WITHIN THE FIRST 3 MONTHS OF 2026
Winning Sectors (S&P 500, Q1 returns as of March 31) Energy dominated everything — the gap between best and worst sectors hit nearly 50 percentage points. Rank Sector Q1 Return Key Driver 1 …
Read more...JPMorgan warns Tesla stock could sink 60% in new note.
TLDR: JPMorgan slapped a $145 price target on TSLA (Sell rating), calling ~60% downside, after Tesla missed Q1 deliveries by ~7,600 units and built a 50,000-unit inventory surplus. submitte…
Read more...citrini’s huge balled analyst undercover trip through the strait
**TL:DR** way more oil has been flowing through the strait since “day one” than the news and the AIS tracking system would have us believe. imo, the could cut the impending supply shock” subst…
Read more...Daily Discussion Thread for April 06, 2026
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Read more...Jamie Dimon highlights Iran War, private credit, and AI-driven job losses as major US risks in his annual letter
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Read more..."Lawrence, I found something really interesting."
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Read more...US allies are pressing for a last minute deal with Iran as Trump extended his deadline to Tuesday for Tehran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz
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Read more...Throwback to a bunch of chads deciding to play pool after the entire Albanian economy turned out to be a pyramid scheme (1997)
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Read more...LLY just dropped a $149/month weight loss pill shipping today - analysts project $101B peak revenue
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Read more...Buckle Up! Gonna be a wild 12 months coming up
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Read more...$COIN max bet
I had a ‘feeling’ about Bitcoin last week ✌🏼 submitted by /u/Big_Warrants_650 [link] [comments]
Read more...300k loss on April 2nd - margin
Saw premarket was tanking april 2nd and was about to get margin called and dumped meta at 561 and slv at 62 for a 300k loss. Bought some nq puts too. Wanted to wait it out and maybe buy option…
Read more...Is mirroring Nancy Pelosi's trading basically giving her a bot army?
I've seen several people using an app that mirrors Nancy Pelosi's trading in their account. So if she buys X, then they do too. As I understand it, the nature of the system is that Pelosi's trade hap…
Read more...Futures Trade - Long Brent (BNO / BZ) Short WTI (USO / MCL)
This is an unpopular opinion, so hear me out and make your own conclusions based on this information. Taco is partially right. There is no oil shortage in the United States. Inventory levels ha…
Read more...Nearly half of planned US data centers have been delayed or canceled limited by shortages of power
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2026-04-01/us-ai-data-center-expansion-relies-on-chinese-electrical-equipment-imports Companies like Amazon, Oracle, Meta, Google, and OpenAI have committed ov…
Read more...powell pls (SPY 540P 4/17, XLE puts, emotional damage)
positions: SPY 540P 4/17, XLE puts the man said moderating. my eggs said otherwise. submitted by /u/MilesDelta [link] [comments]
Read more...Iran Now Threatening To Close Bab Al-Mandeb Strait After Threats that were made, Monday Green Candle?
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Read more...Overnight U.S Equites Futures
US stock market futures fall at the open as President Trump declares Tuesday as “Power Plant and Bridge Day" in Iran: S&P 500: -0.7% Nasdaq 100: -0.8% Dow Jones: -0.7% WTI Crude: +3.0% Natural…
Read more...What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 06, 2026
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Read more...CIEN investors right now: accidentally rich
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Read more...Can an issuer vacuum up its own preferred at dumpster prices, then nuke the leftovers with a $25 redemption like nothing happened? $RILYP
Alright degenerates, I’m trying to understand whether this is a galaxy-brain capital markets move or just corporate pickpocketing in a necktie. Using RILYP as the example. Regarded ticker? absolutely…
Read more...I bought a lottery ticket call, not looking so hot . I guess we will see what tomorrow brings !!
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Read more...Trump jawboning oil back under $100 — WTI traders in shambles
Oil almost ripped past $100 after the Iran headlines and everyone was calling for $120 next. Then Trump starts talking about “winding down” and suddenly WTI can’t hold triple digits. Nothing ab…
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