How Jizzed am I tomorrow?

Bought these on Friday but starting to regret it submitted by /u/sylphvanas [link] [comments]

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WSB traders on Monday open

Position: MSFT 400 C 04/16 submitted by /u/pinghing [link] [comments]

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Gonna pull this chad move (unwillingly)

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the 5D chess is saving 1K on taxes next year!

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As they say, when everyone is bearish...

Positions: LONG CALL SPY 700 APR 30 submitted by /u/asji4 [link] [comments]

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Another Once In A Lifetime Event

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Every time I think I understand markets, someone blockades a strait and my portfolio turns into a war correspondent.

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Tomorrow at open

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Regard mentioned -> Regard answer

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Oops I did it again

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Have you guys played this game before ?

I am stuck could you help me? pay good 👍 submitted by /u/TasteProfessional976 [link] [comments]

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Hormuz double blocked

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everyone take money out of ur bank tomorrow we gon start a run on the banks

the banks have no dollars u have to take ur money out before everyone else does edit; u guys it’s a joke stop upvoting ur gonna get me in trouble for starting a run on the banks submitted by /…

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When the markets open monday

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Blocked Confirmed - Resurrect The Bears!!

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strait of hormuz blockade satellite photo

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Trump orders naval blockade in Strait of Hormuz after talks fail

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Trump says U.S. will blockade Strait of Hormuz after Iran peace talks fail

Source: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/12/trump-iran-war-strait-of-hormuz.html President Donald Trump on Sunday said the U.S. will blockade the Strait of Hormuz after talks held in Pakistan to end the …

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Abaxx Technologies: Overthrowing COMEX and ICE as the new global commodities exchange

TLDR: Abaxx has already exceeded volumes with exponential growth that beats liquidity on some Comex and ICE contracts and are well on their way to be a proper challenger for the Comex gold and …

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This is either the easiest money ever or I’m finished

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Find him

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If there's anyone who can reopen the straight it's this guy

spy to 800 pre market today submitted by /u/ThEaZnInVaZn [link] [comments]

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New York Times: The Oil Shock Is Worse Than You Think

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Exclusive behind closed doors peek at the Islamabad negotiations

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Ormuz is open again

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everytime.

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COINBASE / ROBINHOOD PLAY

COIN/HOOD plan — even if CLARITY stalls, both should still benefit from a risk-on move if Iran de-escalates. Here’s my ladder strategy. Expecting 30-150% move in 12 months, depending on which t…

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Ah shit, here we go again

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U.S. And Iran Fail to Agree on Peace Deal After 21 Hours of Talks, Vance Says

Looks like puts are back on the menu, boys 🐻🏳️‍🌈 I think with this that I am going to load back up on LNG and BNO calls but idk how the market reacts to this because they might still have exces…

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