$15k USD taken out against mortgage. Please tell ape what to buy Tuesday morning.

Genuine YOLO - evidence to be posted. Budget $15k USD. Update 1: disaster of a post. All of you giving genuine advise to not invest the $15k and put back into mortgage account. I am willing to reduc…

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Best return ever

$25 into 49k in one day. Put debit spreads submitted by /u/Venom-TV [link] [comments]

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There is only wendys dumpster!!!

In short term • ⁠EU will announce reverse tariffs next week. • ⁠China just moved its target tariff by another 17% (based on the 50% rule of the additional 34% reverse tariffs) • ⁠India and Taiwan are…

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Last time I posted this was during the SVB crisis

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Depending on tomorrow I’ll either retire or become a statistic

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Leaked Audio Has Elon Sobbing to Trump Over Tesla

Wouldn’t shock me at all if that audio turns out legit. Even after Elon bails on DOGE (before the 130-day cutoff), I’m pretty sure the damage to TSLA is done. Any bounce over $300, I’m snapping…

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Are the shorts running out of short attacks?

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Mondays Game Plan 💯

Alright, strap in— The market is setting up for an explosive bounce. Just look at the technicals: the S&P 500 is sitting right at a major demand zone, perfectly aligned with the 50-day moving average…

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Can I have my wife back from her boyfriend?

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More please

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That NVIDIA dip hella tantalizing

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lol

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AVXL releases additional positive data for Alzheimer’s

https://www.anavex.com/_files/ugd/79bcf7_4e15217c129541228327838b534afe4d.pdf Phase IIb/III ATTENTION-AD Study: Over Three Years of Continuous Treatment with Oral Blarcamesine Continues to Sign…

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Monday: 💣💣💣 or 🚀🚀🚀, I ran some numbers.. really I did

Lots of folks say Monday is circuit breaker on open crash.💣💣💣 (which I agree with) Lots of folks saying Monday is at least Dead Cat Bounce, or better 🚀🚀🚀 Then people pull covid or 2008 or 1987 out of…

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Anyone notice how the Nasdaq CEO's all sold shares before the crash ?

They didn't trade for years and then starting as early as December most of them sold 24,000-36-000 shares ($1,637,999-$2,456,999) over the course of a couple months, most of them in Jan/Feb. Obviousl…

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Miracles do happen 🙂

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3K-->40K-->30K 5200c 04/07/2025

I paper hand that 5165p during the 2:30pm to 3:00PM spike, that's another 10K. submitted by /u/elija_snow [link] [comments]

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Listen up

I have been buying puts. I have made a shit ton of money. Here are the facts… The last 5 minutes of trading on Friday was literally the largest 5 min selloff of all time. Look it up. Recession is imm…

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Hedge funds, ETFs dump over $40 billion in stocks after Trump tariff shock

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A moment of silence for the put sellers

As we go into next week and look at the puts in our account that are up thousands of percent, remember that some poor schmuck, probably a banker who lives in New York, sold them to you. We should rem…

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Black Monday

Many now fear a repeat of the devastating 'Black Monday' from October 19, 1987, when the Dow Jones Industrial Average plummeted by 22.6 percent, the largest one-day percentage drop in history. sub…

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You heard the man

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"Elon: -$130B Zuck: -$28.1B Warren: +$12.7B Buffett be like: ‘Y’all need to read more books.’"😄😄

The billionaire scoreboard looks like a bloodbath, except for one man — Warren Buffett. While tech moguls take heavy losses, Buffett quietly stacks billions and piles up $334B in cash. Classic …

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Meta releases new AI model Llama 4

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Treasury Bond Calls (TLT)

So hear me out - baby boomers are hoarding all of the money. They’re currently retired and living off all their money that they’ve historically grown in the market. This last week they lost 20% of th…

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We're safe

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Jim Cramer Predicts 1987 'Black Monday' Style Stock Market Crash

Guess the market is gonna be all green for the foreseeable future submitted by /u/SharkSapphire [link] [comments]

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Queue maniacal laughter for market open on Monday

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From $5K to $42K so fast this year, +35K the last 2 days.

Here are all the trades I made the past 2 days. Tariffs bad for the economy but DAMN good for my put options. submitted by /u/Aur0ra1313 [link] [comments]

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