We could have had a 7/10 MILF-POTUS and SPY 700 but no, you dipshits had to elect an obese billionaire to tariff the world into oblivion
This country’s entire genealogy should be data based at 24&me.com submitted by /u/Own_Chapter1406 [link] [comments]
Read more...Trump: The market is going to boom
Just a little spelling error: i think he wanted to say: the market is going boom. So don't forget to say: THANK YOU DONALD! submitted by /u/Velron [link] [comments]
Read more...My highly regarded Vix bet finally printed- up $400k today. Holding most of it, hoping the vix hits 50!
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Read more...75k Gain On Puts
I posted my positions last night, but here’s the results after I sold off all my puts today. I put 70k back into crypto and stocks. I’m taking a break from options for the time being. submit…
Read more...Craziest 48 Hours of my Life
I have been on an ultra regarded gay bear winning streak pretty up 35k. Proceeded to totally fk myself yesterday, over traded and broke all my rules. Ended the day with 7k in SPY puts which bai…
Read more...Small-cap benchmark Russell 2000 becomes first major U.S. stock measure to enter bear market
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Read more...1500—>99,142
With a little bit of rusteze (and an incredible amount of luck) you too can be like me. Kachow submitted by /u/Zealousideal_Cap_317 [link] [comments]
Read more...What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 04, 2025
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Read more...This crash needs to be at least 3 times bigger.
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Read more...Intel, TSMC tentatively agree to form chipmaking joint venture,
INTEL $$$ submitted by /u/coppehh [link] [comments]
Read more...NKE puts: 1629% gain
I bought cheap ass NKE puts @ .23 as a proxy for incoming tarrifs for Vietnam. Was really surprised to see them skyrocket. (I was absolutely regarded thinking that tariffs would announced at ma…
Read more...2400% Gain Apple Puts
Bought 25x 215p for $0.40 around close. Sold right at open for $9.70. Almost a 25 Bagger - biggest gain ever for me - eating well tonight. submitted by /u/Open_Surprise [link] [commen…
Read more...Thank you Mr. President
I knew I could always count on you. Thats what happens if you just say "thank you" often enough. https://preview.redd.it/aca2cexinnse1.png?width=2088&format=png&auto=webp&s=f73d7042f137aac01c21…
Read more...Donald I’m sorry I didn’t say thank you.
Is Donald gonna tariff the lube he’s gonna use before he fucks me. Day 2: submitted by /u/StatusAd295 [link] [comments]
Read more...SPY 540 1DTE Puts ($4k -> $51k)
Bought 105 of these for an average price of about $.40 a contract yesterday. Sold each time SPY made a significant drop from the $540.50 - $539.50 range. Was able to get out very close to today…
Read more...The „traiffs charged to the U.S.A. is just trade deficit divided by total imports …
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Read more...Angry bought puts on yesterdays run-up
Up about 160k on this trade…I sold out of 35 contracts for $50k of upside…I want to roll out of the 4/30s for 5/30s at a lower strike… submitted by /u/Trader0721 [link] [comments]
Read more...This morning NASDAQ dropped more than during Lehman Monday
NASDAQ only lost 3.6% the first day of Lehman collapse in 2008... submitted by /u/226644336795 [link] [comments]
Read more...Thank you orange man
Could see this a mile away.. submitted by /u/Opening_Meaning1564 [link] [comments]
Read more...It looks fine if we use Japans coloring system
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Read more...“Oh shit”: RH CEO reacts live to stock tanking (-40%) during earnings call
For the most regarded of us, RH= Restoration Hardware (luxury furniture and home supplies), not Robinhood. It’s tanking based on shitty earnings/guidance, the CEO’s comments that it’s the worst…
Read more...Sold at open - 165% gain - I am out!
Thank you all that helped me this regard out. Sold right at open. Literally don’t know what I’m doing. No strategy charts or anything, straight up gambling. Started in wsb since very late 2024,…
Read more...Happy Liberation Day Regards. $20,000 Gain from tariff announcement. #BOLSRFUCKD
Positions: SPY 540p Exp: 4/8 submitted by /u/No-Pomegranate9234 [link] [comments]
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