0DTE SPY roller coaster - $103k gain porn 🎢💰🚀
Hello fellow regards, I just experienced peak WSB degeneracy. Started with SPY 564 calls 0DTE. Market went more sideways than my trading strategy. Cut losses at -20%. In true smooth-brain fashi…
Read more...$12k in 10 minutes - SPX 0DTE calls
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Read more...Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 21, 2025
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Read more...[CNBC] Elon Musk tells Tesla employees ‘hang onto your stock' in an all-hands meeting
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/21/elon-musk-tells-tesla-employees-hang-onto-your-stock-in-all-hands.html At an all-hands meeting with Tesla employees on Thursday evening, Musk addressed some of those …
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WASHINGTON/DUBAI (Reuters) -The United Arab Emirates has committed to a 10-year, $1.4 trillion investment framework in the United States after top UAE officials met President Donald Trump this …
Read more...Mahalos SPY $750-$9000 Mon-Today (with trades)
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Read more...Elon Musk tells Tesla employees to hold on to their stock amid harsh selloff | Tesla
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Read more...RIVN a quick technical analysis backed by underlying drivers
This is my first dd post and it’s mostly a look at the technical chart with some flavorings of qualitative analysis driving this on the back end. No chatgpt and I am highly regarded. First poi…
Read more...FedEx shares slide as annual forecast cuts stoke worries on economy
(Reuters) -FedEx's shares fell 11% on Friday after the parcel delivery firm cut its annual forecasts, fanning worries about the health of U.S. manufacturing amid uncertainty from the Trump admi…
Read more...MU (Micron) $10K loss
I honestly didn't expect it to drop like a rock from +5% to -8%. I guess rumours were true and my money has went to micro now. Sold hedge puts early and didn't get much profit because I didn't…
Read more...Guh. Just... guh.
I'm up $71K overall yhe last three weeks, so it figures I'm down an almost equal amount today. Damn it. submitted by /u/Sinless_Foolish [link] [comments]
Read more...Enjoy the loss porn
Started trading options last year, everything was going well, most trades were good, specially wit the S&P 500, Archer and LUNR. December brought things down a bit with the fed reports but I wa…
Read more...I asked ChatGPT to calculate handjob income behind a Wendy's
Tommy jerks people off behind a Wendy’s for a living. He works 8 hours per day, jerks 4 times per hour, and charges $15 per jerk. He works 22 days per month, excluding weekends. However, 15% of the t…
Read more...AstraZeneca to invest $2.5 billion in Beijing hub as it looks beyond Chinese tax probe
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Read more...A $4.5 Trillion Triple-Witching Gives Investors Yet Another Test
I guess nobody is winning today except MMS, algos and HF? Wall Street never comes short of creative vocabulary and narrative to justify screwing retailers. No paywall for the poor: https://arch…
Read more...Robinhood tells you to get fked… and takes off your condom.
I realized something insane after one of my posts hit million views in just two days. I was explaining a hedge fund-level strategy—how to short BTC using a mirrored position to hedge risk. Simple, sm…
Read more...Germany Set for Trillion-Euro Defense and Infrastructure Splurge
Germany’s mammoth spending package cleared its last parliamentary hurdle, paving the way for as much as €1 trillion in civilian and defense investments to jolt the region’s economy and reduce its mil…
Read more...Bloomberg: Elon Musk Asks Tesla Employees to Hang On to Stock Despite 40% Drop
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Read more...Daily Discussion Thread for March 21, 2025
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Read more...Diamond Handed all the way to the negative
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Read more...that TSLER all hands ad got me jacked
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