Just got an email today saying Tesla is offering 0% APR for 5 years IF you order a model 3 within 3 weeks... PUTS.

Obviously this deal isn't out of the goodness of Elon's heart. Tesla is hurting badly. Elon's shenanigans are well known, but this time he really is testing the elasticity of Tesla's asshole to see w…

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"You'll have more money than you know what to do with."

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Lucky intel option!

Bought 6 $20.5 call options yesterday and decided to hold them through the night, something I don’t usually do. Intel announced new CEO and the rest was history! $331-> $1,795 submitted by …

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Dollar General CEO warns consumers are cash-strapped, and says 2025 won't be better - I mean, yeah.. we all kinda knew that.

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Anotha day anotha DOLLA!

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“PE Ratios Don’t Matter Anymore” Opinion Piece for the clowns

A bubble always feels rational while you’re inside it. But when analysts start throwing around $1,000+ price targets for NVIDIA, implying a market cap half the size of the entire U.S. housing market,…

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Today I learned to stop trading Wednesdays -$48k to +$56k ✍️

Traded 0DTE like a complete degen today but we recovered yesterday’s loss. Also up $38k on futures this week. Not financial advice. submitted by /u/cdevine72 [link] [comments]

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No Bids to sell, lost 110K. TWLO 135 calls for April 17th

Position details: TWLO $135 calls expiring in 35 days. Total cost 110K, currently worth $400. Yes, I was stupid, yes I'm a loser, yes I have gambling addiction you can say. I wanted to share m…

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200% gain in 3 weeks utilizing Chat GPT

Been a wild couple of weeks trading SPY options. I started using ChatGPT as a tool to help me dial in my trades—basically feeding it my framework, asking it the right questions, and setting up …

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S&P 500 Falls Into First Correction Since 2023

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… that was a day.

From guh, down 23k within the first hour, ending the day up $2,300 All contracts were closed on screenshot, obviously, but was generally doing 250 contracts at a time, cooled down to 100 toward…

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What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 14, 2025

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ADBE put Gain

First profit of the month Thanks to my friends who helped me For getting me out of this mess https://preview.redd.it/man3bh9ciioe1.png?width=763&format=png&auto=webp&s=6eb769b55a7967209cb696c3b…

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🚨 VIX at 25-30… Buy the Dip or Brace for More Pain? 🚀

VIX just hit the 25-30 range, which usually means high volatility and market corrections. Historically, this is where some solid dip-buying opportunities start showing up, but also where things…

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GOOGL - do you think I will make money on this play? -$20k down

GOOGL: - Sep 19 2025 200 Call - May 16 2025 189 Call - April 17 2025 210 Call submitted by /u/TallReplacement229 [link] [comments]

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How it's been feeling...

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Puts printed today as expected

Started selling out of the $590s and will buy more at a lower strike on any move up…portfolio is staying relatively flat…and started selling puts on key names about 10-15% lower… submitted b…

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$DRI Bear Case

Ticker: DRI (Darden Restaraunts Inc) Price: ~$184 Restaurants Owned: Olive Garden, LongHorn Steakhouse, Yard House, Ruth's Chris Steak House, Cheddar’s Scratch Kitchen, The Capital Grille, Chuy…

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This is Trumperica AI music video on Wall Street

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To all the Bulls and bears this week

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Say Thank you!

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Bears looking at the market

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90% Gain this week on QQQ puts (0DTE)

This is my first time trying 0DTE, after seeing Monday's selloff and how expensive groceries are in Kroger I realized that this economic is a joke and stonks can in fact no longer go up so I br…

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I FINALLY DID IT! I MADE IT TO 25K!!!!!!

I’m shaking. Started at $2000 a few weeks ago and made it to $25K!!! Thank you lord! 😭🤞🏼 submitted by /u/Indigozi [link] [comments]

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Quick scalping

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Sometimes, we fuck up. But what was -$40K came back to -$15K. Whew.

I committed a cardinal sin; I broke my rule of being opportunistic and snatching gains. These were up 15% at one point, and I was careless. Will get back in tomorrow. Ya win some, ya lose some.…

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More Tariffs please

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5 Stages Of Grief

Plz don't ban if this breaks any rules. I'm new here. submitted by /u/Excited_Rabbit [link] [comments]

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Mango money.

Sorry repost. But it's time. My heroes are out there pushing puts and calls burning through cople 100k like it's nothing. Toughts and prayers. 🦐 submitted by /u/SeaIndependence8138 [lin…

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Intel Shares Jump As Much As 19% After Naming Chip Industry Veteran Tan CEO

Shares of Intel Corp. jumped the most in five years after the company named Lip-Bu Tan as its next chief executive officer. The announcement stoked optimism from investors, who sent the stock …

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