Ahhhhhhhhh

Still have 2/3 of my manhood submitted by /u/MathematicianBasic72 [link] [comments]

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Two things to remember as we enter the new era

1) lower interest rates mean lower discounting of future cash flow -> future growth is worth more in the present 2) lower interest rates -> more debt available to the rich Combine these two and you …

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Checking in on these people

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Comeback season

This is proof it’s never over until the account says 0.00 $100 into $11K in a month. It is possible to do submitted by /u/Witty-Flower-4760 [link] [comments]

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Rate Cut Pump and Dump Theory; BULLISH

My theory is the sharp spike and sell off that we witness today was due to the high level of uncertainty over the size of the rate cut. It would seem that almost half of wallstreet was therefore on t…

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How I feel telling my wife we have to sell the house

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Incoming ber thinkpieces on how this will trigger a depression

Let it rip submitted by /u/Queasy-Currency-5480 [link] [comments]

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Hmmmmmmmmmmm...FC = Federal Reserve Rate Cut

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Jerome “Superman” Powell

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Summary after FED Meeting today

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The hype is fun but in my regarded opinion, 50bps is NOT a good sign, and it’s not bullish

A 25 bps cut would’ve been bullish as fuck because it would’ve shown that everything in the economy was going to plan. That the FEDs soft landing plan was succeeding. To me, a 50bps cut, and forecast…

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Why are you idiots so obsessed with the idea of a recession?

I’m honestly curious considering the fact that if we did go into a recession that it would affect you? Like is the thinking that it would affect everyone else, that you would be spared and be able to…

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What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, September 19, 2024

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Thank you Jpapa, you stuttering old man.

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LUNR yolo

Market cap is 483 million The first paycheck for this new contract is 150 million and if they continue to produce results it’s 5 billion over 5 years They report next earnings are November 11…

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Fuck me

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J-Pow Goes Full Regard: Nukes Rates to Save Tendies - NotCNBC

WASHINGTON - In a move that made autists everywhere cream their jorts, the Federal Reserve decided to whip out its gigantic green dildo on Wednesday. Papa Powell and his merry band of money printers …

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Breaking News: Feds are going to chop your d*ck off by cutting rates by 0.50%

Check my previous post 10 months ago (https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/qJjoG5Diai) that we will never ever experience another -50% market decline because the feds & the gov are ready to go b…

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Here is what just happened right now

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Why cut 50? What is JPOW hiding?

One argument for cutting rates by 25 basis points, or 0.25 percentage point, instead of 50 basis points goes like this: The Federal Reserve only makes larger cuts when something is going wrong in the…

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Fed Chairman JPow Announces 0.50 Rate Cut

God Bless His Money Printer submitted by /u/s1n0d3utscht3k [link] [comments]

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Apple mobile processors are now made in the USA. By TSMC.

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Boeing Memo — Furloughing white-collar workers

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The Turning of the Tide

Buy the rumor, sell the news. That's the saying. And sounds easy right? The hard part is simply remembering which rumor we're talking about. You might think the rumor is "its gonna be 50bps". B…

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Probes on the Moon!

Finally get to post on here! Now the true hard part… stay off the Loss post. 22K YOLO on LUNR options, mostly 18 Oct $6 calls. +60K 🤑🎉 submitted by /u/BullfrogTechnical273 [link] [com…

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Lunr gains

Turned 600 into 5k with lunr calls submitted by /u/Superb-Raise9439 [link] [comments]

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Took the gains, thanks LUNR!

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FOMC DAY

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Data shows a possible SPY decline starting today leading to Friday

This is based on over 70 years of stock market data. Sept 19-20 being the worst days for the market. Will it repeat? submitted by /u/UND1SPUTED_B0SS [link] [comments]

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Call me LUNR MAN

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