I asked ChatGPT to calculate handjob income behind a Wendy's
Tommy jerks people off behind a Wendy’s for a living. He works 8 hours per day, jerks 4 times per hour, and charges $15 per jerk. He works 22 days per month, excluding weekends. However, 15% of the t…
Read more...AstraZeneca to invest $2.5 billion in Beijing hub as it looks beyond Chinese tax probe
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Read more...A $4.5 Trillion Triple-Witching Gives Investors Yet Another Test
I guess nobody is winning today except MMS, algos and HF? Wall Street never comes short of creative vocabulary and narrative to justify screwing retailers. No paywall for the poor: https://arch…
Read more...Robinhood tells you to get fked… and takes off your condom.
I realized something insane after one of my posts hit million views in just two days. I was explaining a hedge fund-level strategy—how to short BTC using a mirrored position to hedge risk. Simple, sm…
Read more...Germany Set for Trillion-Euro Defense and Infrastructure Splurge
Germany’s mammoth spending package cleared its last parliamentary hurdle, paving the way for as much as €1 trillion in civilian and defense investments to jolt the region’s economy and reduce its mil…
Read more...Bloomberg: Elon Musk Asks Tesla Employees to Hang On to Stock Despite 40% Drop
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Read more...Daily Discussion Thread for March 21, 2025
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Read more...Largest Car Vandalism reported in Canada
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Read more...Diamond Handed all the way to the negative
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Read more...that TSLER all hands ad got me jacked
https://preview.redd.it/p48922l7vype1.png?width=1924&format=png&auto=webp&s=69a2a6f6e26611dd8f929d111c056821dd0ff783 might put a melatonin in my coffee tomorrow im so jacked to the tits 3/21 23…
Read more...Tomorrow’s gonna be spicy 🚀
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Read more...Weekly AAII survey showed bearish sentiment at 58.1%, marks 4th straight week above 55%, which has never happened in survey’s history
The AAII survey was created in 1987. Interesting to see bearish sentiment persisting above 55% for four straight weeks has never happened before. A short term rebound further in this market wou…
Read more...Bad news for companies with, uh, retired customers: "Social Security Says Ruling Could Force Agency to Shut Down"
"Possibly delaying payments to millions of beneficiaries"—yikes! submitted by /u/TopherBrennan [link] [comments]
Read more...Get Ready for a Full View of Consumer Credit – Affirm to Start Reporting ALL Loans
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Read more...$10k Gains on SPY 1DTE Puts
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Read more...Triple witching day tomorrow following a dovish fed report? Definitely bought the dip today. 🚀🌕🥂
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Read more...Accenture is DOGE's first corporate casualty as shares dive on warning that contracts will be cut
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Read more...He won a national math competition in China! HE DOESN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH! Yeah I'm sure of the math.
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Read more...Anyone in the market for leasing 38,000 parking meters?
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Read more...FedEx cuts full-year results forecast on ‘uncertainty’ in economy, bad weather
(Reuters) -FedEx Corp lowered its full-year profit and revenue forecasts on Thursday, as the parcel delivery firm battles stubbornly soft demand and uncertainty in the U.S. industrial economy a…
Read more...Calls on mining? What plays make the most sense for this?
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Read more...What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 21, 2025
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Read more...It’s time to call bullshit
I’ll share a screenshot of my positions in a thread below, so if that’s all you’re here for go ahead and look. My fellow regards, I believe it’s time to call bullshit on this market. Please understan…
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