One of the better summaries I've seen of his bizarre takes

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Quit Stocks? Yes, I think I shall.

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Time to buy some calls lads, we’re back

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The start of a dippity dippity dip

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He stole our Santa rally

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Blew up our family’s nest egg

All time at 81k loss. Have 50 Buys PLTR set to expire on 27th and 200 Buys KSS set to expire on Jan 17th. The remotest idea of my family knowing I blew up our nest egg is killing me! submitt…

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Are you shitting me rn

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Christmas won't come this year

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$236 > $9k in 4 hours +3800%

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Jay Powell at Today’s Press Conference

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When SPX plummets nearly 3% within a few hours.

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“Wish I bought more.”

But do I sell first thing, let it right through the day or buy more? submitted by /u/Leikster [link] [comments]

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I hope this is okay

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Greedy little hobbitses

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When Jpow in the trap, you know dem cheeks gonna clap.

Daddy’s back ya dirty bisches. Get your 610 0dte spy call ho asses in formation and present dem cheeks for the clappining. submitted by /u/live_from_the_gutter [link] [comments]

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‘I think it's pretty clear we have avoided a recession… the outlook is pretty bright for our economy’ – Fed's Powell

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Next time we go full regard, remind me to invest more than $60 bucks

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Sometimes you buy the dip too early and get rekt

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JPowell: “Fuck your puts, fuck your calls”

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“Hey Wife, look what I did today at work!” -JPOW

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I've never seen such bullshit in my 3 weeks of trading. JPOW said "US economy is well - effectively"!

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UNH is fighting for it’s life in the trenches

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All my positions DEAD

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JPow does NOT care about your calls.

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Diversify your losses 💯

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im dead inside

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What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, December 19, 2024

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$5000 to $64000 in an hour and a half

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Tesla put just bought 2 hrs ago

I bought puts before going back to sleep…. I didn’t expect a big drop like that. 👁️ submitted by /u/Alert_WSJimmy [link] [comments]

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Well someone stole xmas again…

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