I found $POET's office
The bears keep spreading fud SMH submitted by /u/FaTb0i8u [link] [comments]
Read more...I was going to ask what Nail Spa y'all use but then I found it in the wild:
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Read more...Powell 3:17 the “Dump Tech.”
Ancient Fed scripture clearly states: “Only 5 times has the pigeon marked the chosen one … and each time the market collapsed.” submitted by /u/tacobytes [link] [comments]
Read more...Wolfspeed Real short percentage at >100% of short float.
Just want to post my DD and see if the community can chime in. TLDR is that this majority of the stock are locked up from restructuring deal. Effective float is significantly smaller than the publish…
Read more...US stock market has dropped from Q2 -> Q4 during midterm election years.
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Read more...Wall Street skimming the internet for retail sentiment
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Read more...Pigeon's poop here
Just landed on this degenerate’s right shoulder for the 6th time and bro is already typing up a 500 word DD about how I’m his personal market oracle. I’m sitting here, still warm, slowly sliding down…
Read more...BiDeN did this. Welcome to bag holding central
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Read more...my grandpa when he doesn’t take his meds
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Read more...A justification for Spacex's IPO valuation by looking backwards: The story of McCaw Cellular
Apologies for the Spacex glazing I'm about to do. I'm going to enjoy this even less than you will. I think to understand Spacex's astronomic valuation, you need to look at the story of McCaw Ce…
Read more...What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 18, 2026
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Read more...I’m the guy behind the Wendy’s dumpster, markets will go green
Hi everyone, I have something really important to say to you all. I was just clocking in for my shift behind the Wendy’s dumpster to give out some "favors" to cover my blown-up 0DTE SPY puts. Right a…
Read more...Never have I expected a military strategy/economics/procurement analyst to call out WSB, but here we are.
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Read more...Right Shoulder here...
Just to clarify all calls were screwed over when my counterpart the gay bear left shoulder was previously hit. As this time it was me that was hit, market should average out at green tomorrow. sub…
Read more...ARE YOU better than a monkey throwing darts ?
The process replicated 100 monkeys throwing darts at the stock pages each year. Amazingly, on average, 98 of the 100 monkey portfolios beat the 1,000 stock capitalization weighted stock univers…
Read more...Addressing 5 Rumors Circling $NOK Right Now
It has been a while since I have posted a Due Dilligence post here so buckle in because this is going to be a long one. No AI in this one either, this is all from the dome. Here is my Original DD Pos…
Read more...I once got bird poop in my face
Some years ago when I was bike-less, I met a shady guy on fb marketplace offering me a bike. He told me to meet him at his place. When I arrived there, I found out his house functioned as a garage f…
Read more...Bird Law Expert here...
The schizo who got shatted on was totally in the wrong as when the fecal matter exits the bird, the area below is classified as a "Natural Toilet". There's a toilet in your bathroom. Do you han…
Read more...The pigeon accusations are false
I am the director of Aerial Operations at Pigeons Incorporated and I would like to formally deny involvement in today’s shoulder strike. First off, we pigeons do not waste premium aerial ammunition o…
Read more...I'm bird food, market go up
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Read more...I read that FCEL is one of 3 fuel cell players among BE, PLUG. Coming in hot like juggernaut in heat going through puberty?
I'm pretty new to reading charts not gonna lie, to me it seems like it jumped off a cliff for a multi-year free fall, took a fresh sip from the lake of 200ma, but rather than faceplanting, it did a f…
Read more...I'm bird poop, markets will go sideways
Hi, I'm birdpoop that flies out of this one pigeon straight onto a crackheads shoulder. Markets will go sideways tmrw, fuck your puts, fuck your calls, theta gang all year round. submitted by /…
Read more...Pigeon here
I just shit on some guys shoulder again now and I’m straight cawing right now. I’ve been doing this since this crackhead thinks that by me shitting on his shoulder it’s gonna result in a little red d…
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