I am a pigeon

I took a shit. submitted by /u/Lawlpaper [link] [comments]

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Me next

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I read that FCEL is one of 3 fuel cell players among BE, PLUG. Coming in hot like juggernaut in heat going through puberty?

I'm pretty new to reading charts not gonna lie, to me it seems like it jumped off a cliff for a multi-year free fall, took a fresh sip from the lake of 200ma, but rather than faceplanting, it did a f…

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I'm bird poop, markets will go sideways

Hi, I'm birdpoop that flies out of this one pigeon straight onto a crackheads shoulder. Markets will go sideways tmrw, fuck your puts, fuck your calls, theta gang all year round. submitted by /…

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Pigeon here

I just shit on some guys shoulder again now and I’m straight cawing right now. I’ve been doing this since this crackhead thinks that by me shitting on his shoulder it’s gonna result in a little red d…

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The market will turn red

Only 5 times in my life a pigeon pooped on my right shoulder. Today I went out with my bro and I got s**t on. I have 6 Amd long calls at 200$ and short calls at 215(edited). So I am stuck unless the …

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After 4 years.. i did it. +107K (realized) YTD.

Back in 2022 I made some really stupid gambles. Not even going to call them trades... but for 4 years I had at one point a -106K loss on my account overall. At the time (2022) it was nearly 1/3…

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Concentrated O&G, offshore drilling, infrastructure, fertilizer and coal.

Looking to get some brutal, honest feedback. I know the golden rule in investing is diversification via SPY or full-port in 0DTE calls on QQQ, but I’ve taken a drastically different path. As yo…

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Point of failure in your tech portfolio: Taiwan's 90% cutting-edge chip monopoly

Taiwan manufactures about 62% of the world's semiconductors and over 90% of cutting-edge chips (through TSMC). Without access to TSMC's chips, global production lines would grind to a halt. Nvi…

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Samsung -8.6% as 50k workers prepare 18-day strike over 15% profit share demand, $2B daily loss risk and chip output cuts

Note: 50k workers is 40% of Samsung's South Korean workforce $DRAM holdings = 20% Samsung, 27% SK Hynix Few days later, Samsung was granted court injunction against imminent strike action Dis…

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Can one of y'all please screw up take a physical shipment of 100 barrels of oil to my local gas station

Chevron CEO throwing around words like shortage Gas is up 50% The war doesn't seem to have an end in sight I'm just tryna get to work and dump my salary into SPY puts submitted by /u/Kind_Artic…

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How the death of Yeezys almost took down the biggest bank for resellers.

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To Honor A End Of A Era

(I'm Going To Miss Powell) submitted by /u/Leviathan_1968 [link] [comments]

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Gcts semiconductor and my take on the company

My take on GCT Semiconductor: I got in thinking it’s just a small semiconductor play maybe they land some contracts, clean up revenue, and grind their way up. Then they drop a satellite partnership a…

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Those who will invest on SpaceX IPO, will you buy Day 1? or wait? Why?

I’ve been following the SpaceX IPO for over 10 years and plan to put a significant amount in and hold for 10–15 years. That said the current implied valuation already looks very high, and I amm strug…

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RKLB gain

I think it's so got room to go up submitted by /u/randomuser1029 [link] [comments]

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SpaceX IPO rushed ahead of disclosure?

With the US government talking about UAP disclosures and more information expected to be released this year, does this audience believe that the SpaceX IPO is rushed because all of its technologies w…

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Can I post here bitchez

I said if the 10 yr hits 4.5 im golden. Keep getting kicked out. Is this enough for you absolutely regarded fucks? submitted by /u/Saltlife_Junkie [link] [comments]

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One of us, one of us

Even with the ability to directly influence stock price at the stroke of a keyboard, 🥭 finds himself buying high and selling low submitted by /u/FrequentUpperDecker [link] [comments]

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POET gains!

Bought May 5. Sold when the stock was hovering around $19.50 Regretted the sale after market close on Thursday, as it shot up to $25 in after hours. But with how Friday went, I am glad I sold w…

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RKLB Long Position and Discussion

https://preview.redd.it/v2uj255zzk1h1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba927abcdaff81df1fda421a93c29c82468ad3e3 Disclaimer: I consider Rocket Lab to be a long-term, fundamental holding for…

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Admit it, which of you was this?

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How do you price this ?

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What people in 1960 predicted the 2020s would be like. Scary accurate

Did this boy have a crystal ball? submitted by /u/cbrown146 [link] [comments]

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My Uber Driver Indicator Has Been Replaced

Was having dinner at a Mexican restaurant and the waiter who turned out to be the owner’s son asked if I trade stocks because he’s “just getting into it.” I gave him the standard response: “Be carefu…

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-$11,882 LOSS on INTC sold call. +$42,104 GAIN on INTC stocks. Neither of my grandmas gave me an inheritance, but I love both no the less.

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POV you open Yahoo Finance the morning after finally purchasing calls

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Retail Euphoria Turns Six-Week Fund Into Record-Busting AI Trade

Brian Emes manages a retail store in Lethbridge, Alberta, a small city on the Canadian prairie about a two-hour drive from the US border. On the morning of May 11, before opening the shop, the…

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Hungry Bears

You can try explaining AI to them but I don’t think they’ll listen. They’re more receptive to discussion about Iran, inflation, and interest rates. submitted by /u/natalie_merchant_fan …

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Trump Bought Nvidia, Boeing, Microsoft in Flurry of Transactions

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